[Verse] C#m B E E - A  E  B E

        A A B E - B  E  A E - B B B

        C  E C     - A7 A7 A A

Once     - There was this kid who

Got into an accident - And couldn't come to school

But when - He finally came back

His hair - Had turned from black          [Chorus]

    into bright white - …            G#m G#m D#m  D#m

He said that it was from when        A A B7 B7

The cars had smashed          (Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm x2)

So - Hard

                               ╔═════════════════╗

Once - There was this girl who ║ Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm ║

Wouldn't go and change         ║    Crash Test   ║

With the girls in the change room    Dummies     ║

But when - They finally made her ════════════════╝

They saw - Birthmarks all over her body - …

She couldn't quite explain it - They'd always just

Been - There

                                     [Chorus] (x2)

[Bridge] F#m F#m E B

But both girl - And boy were glad           [Fill]

One kid       - Had it worse than that    A A A

'Cause then - There was this boy whose     [Intro]

Parents made him come directly home    (G#m D#m  x2)

Right after school                     (A B7 x2)

And when - They went to their church

They shook

And lurched all over the church floor - …

He couldn't quite explain it - They'd always just

Gone - There

                         (F#m F#m E B x2)

[Chorus]  [Outro] (x2~2)  A A E E

(x2)      ((Ah, ah - Ah, aaah/… - …) (x2) - … - …)